Thursday 18 August 2011

Fruit Porn 2.

Every now and again I love to check my stats to see when and where you gals are checking out my blog. My favourite section to browse at is the 'traffic sources' tab. It shows you what people have searched for when falling upon ones blog.
Infact I check this section daily, and every day there at the top of the google list, quite worryingly is 'fruit porn'. I posted way back when about a pair of fruit covered shoes I pined for, and it seems that blog post has been viewed by many a fruit porn fanatic from around the world Daily! Thankfully, it is not the most popular post I have done, it's reassuring to know that I'm recognised for things other than tantalising fruits.
So, for all you fruit maniacs out there in the google world, I have complied every fruit based I own into a personalised juicy, mouth watering blog post just for you!
Wicker fruit basket. Check out that pineapple guys!
The sweetest fruit bowl.
Is this necklace and earring set enough to get your juices flowing Sir?
And the piste de risitance...The perfect wrap dress, drenched in oranges, plums and cherries. No body shot, I wanna keep you fruity fellas coming back for more! (and probably being fairly disappointed to find that this blog isn't full of your wildest fruit fantasies, just pretty, pretty dresses!) 
Long live fruit!

    Love as always, Lucille x

13 comments:

  1. Absolutely love that wicker bag! Fab!

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  2. Hilarious! Fruit porn... Well, well, well.

    And what a lovely selection of fruity items you have, my dear!

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  3. Love this post! Made me laugh so much, A few moths ago 3 people managed to find themselves onto our blog by googling, 'drag queen sex'
    I'm sure they were very disappointed with what we had to offer.

    Harriett x

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  4. Gorgeous bag, I adore fruit related accessories and clothing and you rock them so well! x

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  5. Oh that is too funny, I love seeing what odd search terms led people to my blog. Love your fruit collection.

    And as a complete coincidence, playing on iTunes as I read this post was Josephine Baker singing "Don't Touch Me Tomatoes". I kid you not!

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  6. That is hilarious! I too enjoy that keyword search option.

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  7. HAHA Fruit porn...imagine what they were really looking for!

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  8. I can't remember how I found your blog.either from another blog or if when your googling pics for things you click the pic and someones blog appears at the bottom.But glad I found you either way.Love that bag to bits.and the bowl and jewelry too.Happy Friday.:)

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  9. I love reading that section- really makes me laugh to see what people search to end up at my blog!

    This post made me chuckle! Thanks for all the vintage fruit porn.
    xx

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  10. What a lovely bag and dress!!

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  11. Hehe fruit porn! The bag is super cute, and so is the dress!
    xx

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